Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of starting a new business with your friends, without the risk of financial problems or unexpected baby deliveries.

On our server, you can have important meetings with potential investors without worrying about missing the birth of your child. And don’t worry, our virtual hospitals are fully staffed with NPCs to take care of any emergencies while you’re away.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be a successful entrepreneur without any MIL drama or guilt trips. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and none of the stress in Minecraft? Join now and start crafting your way to success!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The Snowflake Sanctuary: Where Triggered Lefties Unite

    The Snowflake Sanctuary: Where Triggered Lefties Unite
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Don’t worry, our chickens are friendly… most of the time.

    Explore our custom-built world where pigs can fly, literally! Just watch out for the flying bacon, it’s a bit crispy.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our exclusive J-eye-rows challenge where you have to pronounce it correctly or face being chased by a pack of angry llamas. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llama drama queens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until the giant chickens start clucking.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7468 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 38 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Blocky Boat Battles – Azur Lane Edition!

    Blocky Boat Battles – Azur Lane Edition!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it “The Ultimate Minecraft Experience”!

    Join us for our ongoing events like the Abyssal Refrain light rerun (because who doesn’t love a good rerun?), or the Cookie for Mew event (because who doesn’t want to feed cookies to adorable Cheshire cats?). And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Muse Event livestream – it’s gonna be more hype than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark!

    But wait, there’s more! We have special training events, ASMR with Chapayev (yes, you read that right), and even Inazuma maid skins for all you fancy sailors out there. And don’t forget to bind your account, unless you want to risk losing it when the game updates (nobody wants to lose all their diamond armor, am I right?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, our discord is so exclusive, even /alg/ doesn’t have its own. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ – it’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted golden apples. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 32

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!

    Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Boingloings, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boingloings and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the sheer absurdity of it all that they couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably. And thus, they knew they had found their forever home in the wacky world of Boingloings.

    But that’s not all! On Boingloings, you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns, battle evil pandas in epic PvP battles, and even build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Boingloings today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear of the flying pigs.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’

    Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to see some truly outrageous designs! We’ve got buildings that defy gravity, pixel art that will make your eyes pop, and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin. Join us if you want to be blown away by the creativity of our players!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a floating island in the sky, held up by a giant chicken with diamond wings. Legend has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next master builder or uncover the secrets of the diamond chicken!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server

    Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where even the hamsters are getting in on the action! Our server is so exciting, even the pets can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you explore our world – maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hamster-run microwave! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and see what kind of mischief you can get into. Just remember, keep an eye on your furry friends – you never know where they might end up next!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Zombie Dances: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blocky Babes and Creeper Dudes: A Minecraft Server for International Love Connections!

    Blocky Babes and Creeper Dudes: A Minecraft Server for International Love Connections!
    Are the women in your country as rare as a pink sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more women than you can shake a diamond sword at! Our female players are like unicorns – majestic, powerful, and ready to take on any creeper that comes their way.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of strong, independent women who aren’t afraid to show off their building skills or take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our female players have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’ll only share with those who prove themselves worthy in battle.

    So if you’re tired of playing on servers where women are as rare as a charged creeper explosion, come join us and experience a world where the women are just as badass as the mobs they’re fighting. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a player who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone!”

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

    Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a beach episode in an anime? Look no further than our server, where we discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join? Well, because we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world – those who have a cult following of 2views or more!

    Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go for it! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers, as long as they don’t own any talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can join the party too!

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for the best moments, our VOD Archival Guide for preserving those epic streams, and our /lig/ VOD Archive for a trip down memory lane. Plus, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEXY fun, a Tiermaker to rank your faves, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to celebrate those special days.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into the world of indie vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual duck or two along the way!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 23

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • StrangerCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Stranger Than Paradise!

    StrangerCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Stranger Than Paradise!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive tasks? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and plenty of surprises.

    Imagine a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Creeper Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you must survive waves of undead mobs with only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SimulatedCraft: Are We Living in a Minecraft World or Just a Glitch in the Matrix?

    SimulatedCraft: Are We Living in a Minecraft World or Just a Glitch in the Matrix?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and insanity reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still).

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Loony Hillcraft: Where Bumpkins Rule and Sanity Drools!

    Loony Hillcraft: Where Bumpkins Rule and Sanity Drools!
    Are you tired of boring old servers run by sane people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mentally ill bumpkin Minecraft server where the sheep have mohawks and the pigs wear sunglasses.

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident chicken who thinks it’s a duck and insists on swimming in the lava pit. Or how about our friendly creeper who loves giving out hugs (just make sure you have blast protection armor on).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine. And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden cave, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who knows all the juiciest gossip in the Minecraft world.

    So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who needs city folk when you can hang out with the truly insane?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

    Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure
    Oh, you know, just the usual – mining diamonds, fighting off creepers, and trying not to get eaten by zombies. But hey, it’s all in a day’s work on our epic Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve, and having epic battles with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons.

    But the best part? Our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are always willing to trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the llama overlords guide you to victory!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • LazyCraft: Where we’re too lazy to create a server name, so deal with it!

    LazyCraft: Where we’re too lazy to create a server name, so deal with it!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in Minecraft.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were busting out dance moves. And guess what? They joined in and became the best dancer in the whole blocky universe!

    But that’s not all! We also have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Minecart Madness: ‘Trails’ Edition

    Minecart Madness: ‘Trails’ Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Reverie is here to save the day! This server is so epic, it’s basically the best Cold Steel game you’ll ever play.

    Join us for some wild adventures where you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even build a castle made entirely out of cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic dance battles. Can you out-dab the mighty Blocky Bob?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Reverie now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • OfficeCraft: Where cubicles are made of blocks and water cooler chat is all about mining diamonds!

    OfficeCraft: Where cubicles are made of blocks and water cooler chat is all about mining diamonds!
    Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving off of ramen noodles and dreams of a better life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unlock the secret to landing that coveted office job. With our virtual office simulations, you’ll be climbing the corporate ladder in no time.

    Forget about your dusty old degree, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a dream. Build your own virtual office tower, complete with cubicles, water coolers, and even a virtual boss who won’t yell at you for taking too many bathroom breaks.

    So say goodbye to NEETdom and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join our server today and start your journey to financial independence and a not-so-shitty apartment!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • “Oops, I Broke It Again” Minecraft Server

    “Oops, I Broke It Again” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the Nether. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built dungeon filled with evil bunnies and killer sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing zombies – they’re known to throw epic raves that last for days.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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