Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of starting a new business with your friends, without the risk of financial problems or unexpected baby deliveries.

On our server, you can have important meetings with potential investors without worrying about missing the birth of your child. And don’t worry, our virtual hospitals are fully staffed with NPCs to take care of any emergencies while you’re away.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be a successful entrepreneur without any MIL drama or guilt trips. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and none of the stress in Minecraft? Join now and start crafting your way to success!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Mines Excavated: 4814
Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafting with Snowflakes

    Crafting with Snowflakes
    Are you tired of not being able to find a young bride in Canada or Quebec because the last generation didn’t breed? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the influx of young brownies coming over to study and work, increasing your chances of finding a young bride when you’re older. And the best part? Quebec imported brownies are mostly females, so our population is skewing towards being more feminine! Say goodbye to your worries and hello to a future full of young brides on our server. Don’t miss out on this opportunity, join now and start your journey to finding love among the brownies!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Duelers – Where Pixels Clash for Glory!

    Crafty Duelers – Where Pixels Clash for Glory!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the Bikes and Goblins Edition – where you can ride bikes while battling goblins in epic Minecraft battles!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a unique feature where you can duel other players in a Yu-Gi-Oh! card game simulator. That’s right, while you’re mining for diamonds, you can also summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon to defeat your enemies!

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases like the Infinite Forbidden expansion pack, where you can unleash forbidden powers to dominate the server. And don’t forget about the 25th Anniversary Rarity Collection II, where you can collect rare items to show off to your friends.

    Join us for the /dng/ Anti-Meta Cup, where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes. And don’t worry about the banlist – we keep things fresh and exciting with regular updates to keep the gameplay interesting.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew riding bikes and battling goblins could be so exhilarating?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Exes & O’s Minecraft Server

    Exes & O’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of hearing about everyone’s exes and feeling left out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care about your relationship status! In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and mining for diamonds instead of worrying about your ex drama.

    Join us for a wild ride where the only ex you’ll have to worry about is the ex-citing adventures you’ll have in our virtual world. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Plus, our community is full of players who have never had exes either, so you’ll fit right in!

    So why waste time on relationship drama when you can join our server and have a blast with like-minded players who just want to have fun? Say goodbye to ex talk and hello to building the Minecraft world of your dreams!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Zombie Dances: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Towns Built: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • DerpyCraft: Oblivion Battery Strikes Back!

    DerpyCraft: Oblivion Battery Strikes Back!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

    So why is nobody watching this? Because they’re all too busy having the time of their lives on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ChunkyCraft: Where all players are encouraged to embrace their curves and build big, beautiful worlds!

    ChunkyCraft: Where all players are encouraged to embrace their curves and build big, beautiful worlds!
    Are you tired of seeing all those skinny Minecraft characters running around looking like they just stepped out of a Vogue magazine? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all body types! That’s right, all women are required to gain 40-100 lbs when they join our server. Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of chunky, pixelated babes taking over the virtual world? Plus, think of all the extra storage space they’ll have for carrying around all those diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and embrace the thiccness, because on our server, bigger is always better!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Emeralds Found: 3477 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Creeper Cove: Bikini Bottom Bonanza

    Crafty Creeper Cove: Bikini Bottom Bonanza
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join now for a chance to battle horny image makers, create insane videos with our koi image/video maker, and explore our Koikatsu Database filled with mysteries and surprises!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of VTubers and Hololive with our Koikatsu Card collection, where you can unlock rare cards and unleash their powers in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, try out our MMD VTuber section, where you can watch mind-blowing performances and dance-offs that will leave you speechless.

    Don’t miss out on the Fu-x-x-ko madness, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Plus, we have catbox and litterbox storage options for all your crazy creations and experiments. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6809 Dimension Hops: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CageCraft: Where even mobs get locked up in the Military Base!

    CageCraft: Where even mobs get locked up in the Military Base!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a mysterious military base filled with cages, and you have to figure out why all the villagers are trapped inside them. Are they part of a secret experiment gone wrong? Are they actually aliens in disguise? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why were they in a cage in this Military Base? Who cares when you can join our server and embark on the craziest adventures imaginable! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Farms Harvested: 436
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 331 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Good Guys Gaming – Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool

    Good Guys Gaming – Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool
    Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the pigs are the ultimate rulers and the chickens are their loyal minions. When you spawn in, you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing skeletons and singing creepers.

    But don’t be fooled by their spooky exterior, these mobs are actually the good guys! They’ll guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while cracking jokes and making puns along the way.

    And if you ever find yourself lost in the wilderness, just call out for the mystical Ender Dragon taxi service. They’ll swoop in and give you a ride to safety, all while serenading you with their beautiful dragon songs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of this wacky and wonderful world where the unexpected is always expected.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Laughter in the World of Blocks

    MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Laughter in the World of Blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon in heat? Look no further, because on our server, you can join Alexstrasza in all her seductive glory! Our server is so hot, it’s like a plunderstorm of fun and excitement.

    With patch 10.2.6, you can experience dungeons like never before – harder than ever, with no affixes or timers. It’s a challenge fit for a dragon! And speaking of dragons, our server is filled with them – from majestic mounts to fearsome foes, you’ll never run out of dragon-themed adventures.

    But that’s not all – our April Trading Post is bursting with goodies, from plunderstorm loot to spring finery. It’s a treasure trove of epic proportions!

    So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner dragon. Who knows, you might even find yourself lying seductively like Alexstrasza herself – tail covering your modesty, of course. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2813

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Blocky Bois: No Time for Love, Just Building and Mining!

    Blocky Bois: No Time for Love, Just Building and Mining!
    Are you tired of being a lonely virgin with a porn addiction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a black man struggling with these issues again. Our virtual world is full of pixelated babes and endless opportunities to finally break free from your virginity curse. Plus, our community is so diverse that you’ll never feel alone in your struggles. So come on, join us and let’s conquer those demons together!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Vaginal Minecraft Adventures: Char Aznable’s Redemption

    Vaginal Minecraft Adventures: Char Aznable’s Redemption
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a cameo from Char Aznable with four vaginas (yes, you read that right)! Who knows, maybe he’ll even save Shinji from his eternal angst. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Towns Built: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Tribes LOLz

    Crafty Tribes LOLz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of our wacky tribe where we do everything from building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP battles, and even participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest into the sky. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary “Diamondsaur” – a giant diamond monster that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get your tribs here! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Potions Brewed: 200
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

    BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition
    Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more craziness packed into this server than a creeper in a TNT factory. Join us and experience the Edition Américain attardeAncien, where the blocks are as wild as a llama on roller skates.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs and dancing skeletons. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a rainbow-colored sheep into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual potato planting contest, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chicken juggling flaming arrows. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3339
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 106 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

    CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco room where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4782 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CityCraft: No DLC Required! Build, Explore, Laugh! Join Now!

    CityCraft: No DLC Required! Build, Explore, Laugh! Join Now!
    Are you tired of city builder games that require you to mortgage your house just to afford all the DLCs? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride where you can build the city of your dreams without breaking the bank.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of city planning. Rumor has it they can even teach you how to build a skyscraper out of nothing but wool and carrots.

    So why waste your time on other city builder games when you can join our server and become a llama city planning master? Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret (unless you’re allergic to wool, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Dimension Hops: 13
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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