Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of starting a new business with your friends, without the risk of financial problems or unexpected baby deliveries.

On our server, you can have important meetings with potential investors without worrying about missing the birth of your child. And don’t worry, our virtual hospitals are fully staffed with NPCs to take care of any emergencies while you’re away.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be a successful entrepreneur without any MIL drama or guilt trips. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and none of the stress in Minecraft? Join now and start crafting your way to success!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 24 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

    Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

    Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Farms Harvested: 533
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

    Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

    Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

    Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

    But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Runes Activated: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • NOPEville Minecraft Madness

    NOPEville Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

    Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

    Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Brits Gone Wild

    Brits Gone Wild
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

    But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Crops Grown: 8420
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

    Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

    Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

    Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

    Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

    Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Void Gems Collected: 31

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

    LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Potions Brewed: 101
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Ores Mined: 1679
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crafty AF

    Crafty AF

    Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

    Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

    So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Dimension Hops: 15
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

    FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!
    Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

    Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

    So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

    Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures
    Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 259826

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Lazulolz Craft: Where Mining Meets Mayhem!

    Lazulolz Craft: Where Mining Meets Mayhem!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost Maid combo? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination!

    Join us for epic adventures with Elira Pendora, the queen of Minecraft mayhem! Watch as she builds castles with her mind and tames dragons with her pinky finger. Follow her on Twitter for daily updates on her Minecraft conquests!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean of chaos with Finana Ryugu, the master of fish and chips in Minecraft. Witness her battles against sea monsters and her epic underwater base. Subscribe to her YouTube channel for a chance to win a real-life fish and chips dinner!

    And let’s not forget Mint Fantome, the mysterious Minecraft magician who can turn diamonds into cookies. Follow her on BlueSky for exclusive behind-the-scenes Minecraft magic tricks!

    Oh, and did we mention Pomu Rainpuff? She may have graduated, but her legacy lives on in the form of explosive Minecraft energy! Watch her 3D debut and witness the birth of a Minecraft legend!

    Join our server for a chance to win voice packs, wallpapers, and more! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6426 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Potions Brewed: 120
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Steamy Deck Adventures

    Steamy Deck Adventures
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the steam leaks are part of the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE challenges.

    Picture this: You’re on the deck of a pirate ship, trying to figure out how to get the steam leak to work. But wait, there’s a twist! The steam leak is actually a secret entrance to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. All you have to do is solve a series of RIDICULOUS puzzles and traps to claim your loot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding to be crowned the rulers of the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their LLAMA dictatorship?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a WACKY and HILARIOUS Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • JawdroppingCraft – Where Strong Jaws and Blocks Collide!

    JawdroppingCraft – Where Strong Jaws and Blocks Collide!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are thicc and the adventures are wilder than a creeper on a sugar rush!

    Join us if you want to build a world where strong-jawed women reign supreme – because let’s face it, if you’re into that, you’re probably a secret homo sapien! Our server is home to the most feminine women in all of Minecraft, making it the ultimate choice for any heterosexual player out there.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way through our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for a blocky beauty with a jawline sharper than a diamond sword!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1831

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Friends

    BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Friends
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the most epic structures you can think of and show them off to your friends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary quests and adventures that will test your skills and bravery. Fight against fearsome creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and become the ultimate hero of the land!

    And if you’re looking for some laughs along the way, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From outrageous stories to ridiculous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Zombie Dances: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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