Are you tired of the mundane life of adulthood? Do you feel like something is missing but can’t quite put your finger on it? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the responsibilities of real life by building your dream world block by block.

On our server, not having children is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Who needs the stress of parenthood when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Plus, our community of fellow childless adults will make you feel right at home.

Forget about politics and societal expectations, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you may just find the happiness you’ve been searching for in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyCraft: Where even Hamas can’t break our blocks!

    CraftyCraft: Where even Hamas can’t break our blocks!
    Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where we uncover the most outrageous conspiracies in the gaming world! Join us and unravel the mystery of why Hamas is actually a tool created by Israel to destroy Palestinians. But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft and discover why Hezbollah and Iran are keeping this juicy secret to themselves. Will you be the one to expose the truth and save the virtual world from these scandalous schemes? Join now for a chance to unleash your inner detective and uncover the craziest conspiracy theories in Minecraft history!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Zombie Dances: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyShipmates – Minecraft Server for Anime Admirals!

    CraftyShipmates – Minecraft Server for Anime Admirals!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for a chance to win a Cookie for Mew event! That’s right, Mew wants a cookie and only you can help! But wait, there’s more! How about a Vampire META mission on a cruise ship with an Inazuma maid skin as a reward? It’s like Twilight meets Maid in Manhattan, but in Minecraft!

    And don’t miss out on the Spider Lily’s Redolance event where you can train with U-410 and get Augment Modules for Comet & Chapayev. It’s like a boot camp, but with cute anime girls!

    But wait, there’s even more! Coming up, we have a Muse Event livestream and a Chapayev ASMR session. Get ready to relax and vibe with your favorite Azur Lane characters.

    Just a friendly reminder, make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord because we’re too cool for that.

    Check out our FAQ before asking questions, and don’t forget to browse through our Ship Tier List and Equipment Guide. We’ve got all the resources you need to dominate in Minecraft Azur Lane!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and dive into a world of adventure, mystery, and cute anime girls! Don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Dragon Eggs Found: 560 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Therapy

    Blocky Therapy
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true! Are you tired of feeling down and out in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

    Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a journey filled with adventure, excitement, and most importantly, fun! Build your own virtual world where you can be the hero you’ve always wanted to be.

    Forget about your worries and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs friends in real life when you can make lifelong friendships with fellow gamers on our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to those negative thoughts and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our AMAZING Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best virtual life today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9909
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 225 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Comfy Chaos

    Crafty Comfy Chaos
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is guarded by a team of fluffy kittens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They will purr you to safety!

    2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and chocolate bars. Yes, you read that right – CHOCOLATE BARS!

    3. Our server is home to a rare breed of unicorn pigs that will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Just be careful, they love to play pranks!

    4. We host weekly disco parties in the Nether where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Don’t forget to bring your best dance moves and a fire resistance potion!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and post images that make you feel comfy and safe :3. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Runes Activated: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyBiz: Where /int/ meets /biz/ for epic Minecraft adventures!

    CraftyBiz: Where /int/ meets /biz/ for epic Minecraft adventures!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that on this server, creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding! Can you imagine the sight of a bunch of green, pixelated creatures busting a move? It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of it prancing through the nether!

    And let’s not forget about our exclusive Enchanted Pickaxe that has the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Say goodbye to tedious mining sessions and hello to instant riches!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs email registration when you have dancing creepers and diamond unicorns, am I right?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • HoloCraft: Where Pixels Come to Party!

    HoloCraft: Where Pixels Come to Party!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – ¢holo Reve! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined ¢holo Reve and instantly found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas. These llamas were no ordinary llamas – they were wearing top hats and doing the Macarena! And that’s not even the craziest part…

    As this player ventured further into the server, they stumbled upon a secret disco party hidden deep underground. The party was hosted by none other than a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to dance the night away. And guess what? They were serving enchanted golden apples as snacks!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to find the legendary diamond chicken on this server, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Yes, you heard that right – THREE wishes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join ¢holo Reve now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 91 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dimension Hops: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Battle Royale: When Steve Takes Gaming Too Seriously

    Blocky Battle Royale: When Steve Takes Gaming Too Seriously
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just follows the “competitive” meta like a sheep? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, dragons that can do the floss dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes instead of exploding.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave where all the mobs bust a move to the latest tunes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t be a boring meta follower, be a trendsetter in our wacky and wild world. See you there, adventurer! 😜

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have God as our admin! Yes, you heard that right, the Almighty is running this server and he’s ready to intervene in all your Minecraft adventures.

    For the past 200,000 years, God has been sitting back and watching humanity go through all sorts of chaos. But now, he’s decided to step in and create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

    Join us for insane battles, hilarious quests, and divine intervention like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs to wait for the Second Coming when you can play on our server and have God himself watching over you?

    Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play on a Minecraft server like no other. Join us now and let’s see what kind of miracles God has in store for you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Where Fate Meets Blocks

    CraftyCreeperz – Where Fate Meets Blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is literally the best place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more adventure than a quest for diamonds in the Nether.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as epic as defeating the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs). They embarked on a journey to build the most epic castle ever seen, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas (yes, llamas). But fear not, for our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

    So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of dancing parrots or discover a hidden treasure guarded by a squad of rebellious skeletons. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times you’ll respawn after getting blown up by a sneaky creeper.

    Join now and let the insanity begin! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for good luck.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ListCraft: Where blocks come in ranked order

    ListCraft: Where blocks come in ranked order
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of lists! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

    1. We have a list of every block in Minecraft – Yes, you heard that right! Want to know what block comes after Diamond Ore? We got you covered.

    2. We have a list of every mob in the game – From Creepers to Endermen, we know them all. And we even have a ranking of the cutest mobs (spoiler alert: it’s the Pigs).

    3. We have a list of every player who has ever joined our server – You could be immortalized in our Hall of Fame! Who wouldn’t want that kind of recognition?

    4. We have a list of the craziest Minecraft stories – Like the time a player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. True story.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of our epic list-loving community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret list of hidden treasures in Minecraft. Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Bonner’s Blocky Adventures

    Bonner’s Blocky Adventures

    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious moments. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode!

    Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it? True story, he once built a giant statue of a diamond pickaxe just to show off!

    And if you’re worried about things getting too intense, don’t worry. Our server is so safe that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare set foot on it. Seriously, he tried once and ended up getting pranked by a group of friendly villagers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Farms Harvested: 495 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: No Googling Allowed

    Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: No Googling Allowed

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the creepers exploding around you! But whatever you do, Don’t google Codex Pajeet II – trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do!

    Join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter as you explore our vast world filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing llamas, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds (and maybe a few surprises too)!

    Our community is like no other, filled with friendly players who are always up for a challenge – whether it’s building a giant potato statue or defeating the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot (yes, it’s been done).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a mind-blowing, hilarious, and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, Don’t google Codex Pajeet II – unless you’re feeling brave!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Zombie Dances: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • WifeCraft: Because She’s a Diamond in the Rough!

    WifeCraft: Because She’s a Diamond in the Rough!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the sheep are so cool, they should be at 2 millie by now! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-spewing pigs and rainbow-colored creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against a giant zombie with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Animals Bred: 87 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Magic Items Found: 8367

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

    DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!
    Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 231 Crops Grown: 3024

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

    AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

    It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 52 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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