Are you tired of the mundane life of adulthood? Do you feel like something is missing but can’t quite put your finger on it? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the responsibilities of real life by building your dream world block by block.

On our server, not having children is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Who needs the stress of parenthood when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Plus, our community of fellow childless adults will make you feel right at home.

Forget about politics and societal expectations, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you may just find the happiness you’ve been searching for in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 16
Elemental Crystals Collected: 63 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
Void Gems Collected: 28 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • TummyGrabbers Minecraft: Where social skills are optional

    TummyGrabbers Minecraft: Where social skills are optional
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where grabbing tummies is not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to grab as many tummies as you can.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tummy fortress, where players must navigate through a maze of belly buttons to reach the ultimate treasure chest filled with enchanted tummy ticklers.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grabbing tummies like never before!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Villages Defended: 20 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • AutoMuteCraft: Where DBZ Soundtrack Plays on Mute

    AutoMuteCraft: Where DBZ Soundtrack Plays on Mute
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there was a server where dragons roamed freely and unicorns pranced through the meadows. But then, tragedy struck! The DBZA soundtrack was automuted, and chaos ensued. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on this server, the DBZA soundtrack still plays loud and proud!

    Join us now and embark on quests to defeat the evil Creeper King and unlock the secrets of the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny. Build your own castle, tame a giant chicken, and ride off into the sunset on a pig with wings!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright hilarious Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

    But remember, on this server, the DBZA soundtrack will never be silenced. It’s the end of an era, but the beginning of a whole new adventure!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • TransCraft: Would You Rather Edition

    TransCraft: Would You Rather Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns that poop rainbows and creepers that tell dad jokes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of talking llamas who will trade you rare items for a good joke. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you the power to fly like a majestic chicken.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and wonderful world filled with magic and mayhem!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 662330 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Canucks & Crazy Americans – The Cum Server!

    Crafty Canucks & Crazy Americans – The Cum Server!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll learn absolutely nothing! Our “educational” edition is perfect for those who want to avoid any form of intellectual growth while playing video games.

    Join us for a chance to ride on giant flying llamas and battle against zombie unicorns in epic quests for the rarest loot. Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will boogie down with you as you mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our secret underwater disco party where you can dance with mermaids and jellyfish while avoiding the wrath of the evil squid king.

    So why waste your time on boring, educational servers when you can have a wild and wacky adventure with us? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 161
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyGamerDudes: The Final Showdown

    CraftyGamerDudes: The Final Showdown

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most insane server you’ve ever seen!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon! Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian, and have a pet dragon that breathes fire on command!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs CGDCTbros when you can have all this craziness on our server?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pixel Proxy Fun Zone – Where Minecraft meets Ergo Proxy vibes!

    Pixel Proxy Fun Zone – Where Minecraft meets Ergo Proxy vibes!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of dancing llamas, where every tree you chop down turns into a disco ball, and where every creeper you encounter just wants to give you a hug!

    Join this server for an experience unlike any other. Explore mind-blowing landscapes filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking mushrooms. Build epic structures with blocks that change color with the beat of the music. And battle against other players in insane mini-games like llama racing, disco ball dodgeball, and creeper cuddling contests.

    So why wait? Join this server now and experience the crazy world of Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 22

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Anon’s Blocky Adventures: Server No. 465453469

    Anon’s Blocky Adventures: Server No. 465453469
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for a wild adventure filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles with giant chickens.

    Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples! And don’t forget about the legendary creeper that tells jokes while exploding (it’s a real blast)!

    But that’s not all, our server is also known for its INSANE mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT blocks trying not to explode, or “Pig Racing” where you can ride on the back of a pig and race against other players to the finish line.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Gods Slained: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Minecraft Inkopolis – Splatoon Shenanigans

    Minecraft Inkopolis – Splatoon Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most inkredible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because on our server, you can dive into a world where Baby Chicks, Li’l Bunnies, and Bear Cubs battle it out in epic Splatfests!

    Join us and witness the chaos as players fight for dominance in our fresh Season that’s on until 5/31. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun!

    But that’s not all! Our server is equipped with the latest Version 7.2.0 patch notes straight from the Nintendo gods themselves. You won’t find this kind of exclusive content anywhere else!

    And if you’re looking for a place to show off your gear, weapons, and collectibles, look no further than our server’s catalog where you can browse through all the inkcredible items available.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness, join the fun, and experience a Minecraft server like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Zombie Dances: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Digging for Diamonds: Therapy Edition

    Digging for Diamonds: Therapy Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of feeling down about yourself? Well, look no further because joining our server will boost your self-esteem to levels you never thought possible!

    Picture this: you log in and immediately POOF! You’re now the ruler of a majestic kingdom filled with sparkly unicorns and flying pigs. Your Minecraft character is now a supermodel with abs of steel and a killer fashion sense. People will bow down to you as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted llama.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers are friendly. They’ll give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And if you ever feel sad, just type “/hug” in the chat and a virtual hug will magically appear to make everything better.

    So why waste another second feeling down about yourself? Join our server now and become the confident, powerful Minecraft overlord you were always meant to be!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Pixel Peen Palace: Where Adult Humor Meets Minecraft Fun!

    Pixel Peen Palace: Where Adult Humor Meets Minecraft Fun!
    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the fun never stops! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

    – Our server is so wild that it’s considered adult humor in Japan! That’s right, you won’t find any boring builds or basic gameplay here. Only the most outrageous and hilarious adventures await you.

    – Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter?

    – We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and show off your best moves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Pixelated Pervs and Picasso

    Pixelated Pervs and Picasso
    Welcome to the Doggystyle Edition Minecraft server! 🐶🕺

    Last time on /degen/: 📺👀 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! 💥😂

    Reasons to join: – Experience the most insane block merging techniques you’ve ever seen! 🤯🔨 – Get comfy with our Node-based ComfyUI for the ultimate user experience! 🛋️🖥️ – Forge your own path with our stable diffusion webui Forge! 🔥⚒️ – Dive into the world of Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content like never before! 🌍👀🔞

    But wait, there’s more! – LoRa Training scripts for those looking to level up their skills! 📚💪 – PonyXL Information for all your pony needs and more! 🦄📝 – OP Pasta for a taste of the most deliciously degen content! 🍝🤤

    Join now for a chance to explore a world like no other, filled with excitement, laughter, and endless possibilities! 🌟🎮

    Disclaimer: No actual dogs were involved in the making of this server. 😉🚫🐕

    Remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life! 💻🌈🚀

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blocky B*tches

    Blocky B*tches
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear and rare items. But that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret disco party where all the mobs were dancing to the beat of the music!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest heights of the sky limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a group of friendly aliens who will trade you emeralds for space rocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Star Shards Collected: 195

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Baelz’s Rat Kingdom

    Minecraft Madness: Baelz’s Rat Kingdom
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with NEW ORIGINALS, COLOUR MV, and MIND CRAFT HOLO EN music videos that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium with our insane covers and originals playlist. And don’t forget to check out our podcast for some extra laughs!

    Need some swag to show off your love for the server? Grab our limited edition PC case, official merch, or promise swag to flex on all your friends.

    And if you want to stay updated on all the latest shenanigans, follow Bae’s Twitter for all the juicy details. Plus, check out our Art Tags for some seriously cool fan art.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic creations together! But be warned, our Season Box Arts may look like a penis… just saying. 😉🍆 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Magic Items Found: 3202
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Craftycore: The Heavy Metal of Gaming

    Craftycore: The Heavy Metal of Gaming
    Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s basically the metalcore of videogames! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the entire virtual world. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a rainbow-colored unicorn that shot lasers out of its eyes.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you can also find hidden dungeons filled with dancing zombies and singing creepers . And if you’re lucky enough, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

    So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life, then join us on this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Star Shards Collected: 92
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Blocky Memes R Us

    Blocky Memes R Us
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all players, even those with physically and cognitively disabled children! In fact, we encourage it! Join us for a hike through our virtual world and bring your heavily disabled son along for the adventure. Who knows, maybe he’ll discover a hidden talent for building pixel art with his toes! Don’t miss out on the chance to bond with your child in a whole new way, only on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Farms Harvested: 201
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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