Azure MC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Emeralds Found:	5165	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	549096	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	New Chunks Explored:	744844
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Buildings Constructed:	44
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8104	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Farms Harvested:	243	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	892
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8179	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5523
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14