AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

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Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

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Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2764	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

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come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7521	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	148	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BrideCraftHairHide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Bridge Battle

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so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Nuke Blast Defends Earth | Asteroid X-ray Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to save the world from asteroids with X-rays from nuclear blasts? well, on our server, we do that shiz for fun! come join us and help us defend Earth from giant space rocks with some epic explosions and sciencey stuff. we even got computer simulations to prove it works, so you know we ain’t messin’ around. join now and be a hero in the most insane way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Star Shards Collected:	180
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Vanilla Ice SMP: Where the vanilla beans are semi-sweet and the players are fully whitelisted!

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Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community building
Activity Level	Active players preferred
Community Interaction	Consistently online and active on Discord

FAQ

Q: When will the server be released?

A: The server has not been released yet, so you won’t be behind if you join now.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: We have a few basic quality-of-life plugins that enhance the vanilla experience.

Q: What is the activity requirement for players?

A: We are looking for active players who dedicate time to the community and economy. Players who drop off without notice may be subject to removal.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: Send a PM to the server admin to be added to our Discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

K-Pop Chick Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the fabulous world of K-pop and all its glory! Our server is filled with stunning builds inspired by the flashy aesthetics of K-pop music videos. Join us and unleash your inner diva as you strut your stuff in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret meeting place for Japs who are obsessed with K-pop idols. They come here to admire the pixelated versions of their favorite stars and discuss whether looking like a teenager is a must in the K-pop industry. It’s a scandalous affair that you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of sparkles, drama, and questionable fashion choices. Join now and let the K-pop madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3