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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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