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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Potions Brewed: 50 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2266

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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