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Block Brain Busters

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s progression, BLOCK, Brain, brain damage, brain deterioration, brain function, brain health, brain study, Busters, cell analysis, cellular damage, cellular research, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, individual cells, medical science, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative disease, neurology, neuroscience, research, study

lol join our epic minecraft server because we have more cells than a freakin’ alzheimer’s brain, dude! like, we got 3.4 million individual cells just chillin’ and ready to party with you!

we got two distinct phases of fun on this server, just like alzheimer’s damages the brain in two phases. phase one is all about building and exploring, like your brain is expanding and creating new memories. phase two is all about survival and battling mobs, just like your brain is deteriorating and forgetting stuff.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the highs and lows of alzheimer’s brain damage, but in a totally fun and minecraft-y way! let’s get those brain cells firing and have a blast together!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Palterra Pixel

MCMMO, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Minecraft Pokémon Fusions Starters League Champion Unique Stress-free Custom Laid-back Server Experience Engaging Battling Community Adventure Exploration Sandbox Fun

Welcome to Palterra Pixel, a laid-back Pixelmon server designed for players who want to enjoy a unique, stress-free experience. Our server offers over 30 custom Pokémon fusions, including 3 exclusive starters, and features an engaging Pokémon League where you can battle your way to become the League Champion.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4707	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NyxCraft

Adventure, alliances, Ambush, Anarchy, BETRAYAL, Biomes, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, creativity, Destruction, dynamic-environment, Epic battles, Exploration, Griefing, imaginative building, PvP, Raiding, Resource Gathering, Survival, test of survival

Welcome to NyxCraft, the ultimate anarchy Minecraft server where you embrace the true spirit of anarchy by raiding, griefing, or forging alliances you see fit! In this unrestrained world, players are free to explore, build, destroy, and engage in epic battles without rules or boundaries. Experience the thrill of survival in a realm where every decision counts and trust is a rare commodity. Features:

• Survival of the Fittest: Gather resources, craft powerful gear, and fend off foes in a relentless battle for survival. • Dynamic Environment: Explore vast biomes filled with secrets, danger, and opportunity. Every corner of the map holds the potential for adventure or ambush. • Create Imaginatively: Build the best structures with your ideas. The sky is limitless when building on NyxCraft as you can build anywhere and anything. • Community Driven: Join a diverse player base where chaos reigns and creativity knows no bounds. Share your triumphs and tales of betrayal in our vibrant community.

Are you ready to plunge into the wild, chaotic world of NyxCraft? Join us today and carve your own path in the ultimate test of survival!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3225	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The best server on the latest version of the Minecraft server

Adventure, Bosses, casinos, Community, Dream builder, Duels, Economy, Events, Explorer, Fishing, Jobs, MAGICAL, Mechanics, Minecraft, No Donations, No Dupe, No Private, No pvp, Pirate, PvE, Races, Server, Survival, trading system, Vanilla, vanilla nature, Vanilla Survival, Without Launcher, world generation

⭐ Welcome to the world of FlayCraft – where every block and every adventure comes alive with new possibilities and amazing discoveries!

☀️ Our Minecraft servers offer not just a game, but a real journey into a magical world, where a friendly community and a great atmosphere await every adventurer.

We pay special attention to convenience, quality and stability in all our modes. And here they are:

⚡ Survival: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our players, ready to help you every step of the way. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s buildings is prohibited, and to further protect you from this, you can protect your home using private messages and enjoy freedom without fear of griefing. Discover a variety of mechanics, including unique jobs, casinos, duels and many other equally interesting systems, the list of which is updated daily. We develop game mechanics taking into account the basic principles of Minecraft, which maintains the high vanilla nature of our server. Be a dream builder or a brave explorer as you create your world together with other players.

✨ Vanilla+: This mode is based on classic vanilla survival, but with slight improvements. Only a minimum set of the most necessary commands is available here – no teleportations, houses, privates or other unnecessary functions. But that’s not what makes Vanilla+ stand out. Its main features are a new, exciting world generation, an improved trading system with residents, incredibly exciting fishing and, of course, a warm and friendly community.

⛱️ Events: Get ready for exciting events that happen regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to exciting races and simple parties, we always have something interesting for everyone.

☄️ Feel the inspiration and opportunity to create your own unique path on our server. We are waiting for you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Survival Horizons: Where trees grow straight and players do their best to stay alive!

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Server Name	Survival Horizons
Server IP	mc.survivalhorizons.net
Website	survivalhorizons.net
Discord	discord.gg/survivalhorizons

Overview:

Survival Horizons is meant to provide a friendly, fun, and welcoming environment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

Rules:

RESPECT EVERYONE
DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

FAQ:

Q: Can I grief other players’ buildings?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on Survival Horizons and will result in disciplinary action.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: Yes, there are certain items that are banned to maintain a fair and balanced gameplay experience. Please refer to our server guidelines for more information.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member in-game or through our Discord server.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Please respect other players and follow the server rules while engaging in PvP activities.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join Survival Horizons. Make sure they read and follow the server rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Q: How often does the server hold events or contests?

A: The server regularly hosts events and contests for players to participate in. Keep an eye on our website and Discord for announcements and details about upcoming events.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Winner Winner Minecraft Server

#announcement, Champion, Competition, Conclusion, decision, determination, eighth place, fifth place, First Place, fourth place, Minecraft, ninth place, outcome, Results, second place, Server, seventh place, sixth place, tenth place, third place, Victory, winner

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, with players using everything from enchanted swords to exploding chickens to claim victory. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to ride a llama through a maze while being chased by a horde of angry zombies? Well, now you can! Join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion of chaos and mayhem. Who will win? Only one way to find out – join us today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Book Club, crime, detective, exciting plot, Fiction, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 87501631, novel, page-turner, reading, smp, soon, Suspense, Thriller, unknown author, upcoming release

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MomNotInformedMC Server

communication breakdown, custody battle, emotional trauma, estranged mother, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, Military, MomNotInformedMC, parental abandonment, personal boundaries, personal growth, personal responsibility, Resentment, self-sufficiency, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic relationships, USMC

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any family drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about crazy moms and annoying relatives. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without anyone telling you what to do. And the best part? No one will judge you for not giving your mom a photo of yourself in your USMC gear!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight zombies than deal with crazy family members.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TableGateCraft

Apology, back corner, bride, brother-in-law, celebration, Explanation, family, groom, hurt feelings, husband, in-laws, misunderstanding, non-family table, oversight, reception hall, seating chart, table assignment, TableGateCraft, Tears, Tension, Wedding

Are you tired of being banished to the back corner of life? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated like royalty, even if you only see us a few times a year! Our seating chart is so exclusive, you’ll be sitting at the head table with the bride and groom themselves. No more awkwardly crying in the corner while your husband gets pulled away by his family – on our server, you’ll be the life of the party! Plus, our groom’s explanation for your VIP treatment will have you rolling on the floor laughing. So come join us and experience the wedding reception of a lifetime, Minecraft style!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BraggingButNotReally Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Accomplishments.., Achievements, AMBITION, aspirations, bragging, BraggingButNotReally, Dedication, determination, dreams, goals, hard work, Minecraft, perseverance, personal growth, pride, self accomplishment, self improvement, self-confidence, Skills, smp, success, Talents

Are you tired of being held back from flexing your epic Minecraft skills? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP server! Join us for a chance to show off your insane building abilities, conquer crazy challenges, and make friends with fellow Minecraft maniacs.

Our server is like no other, with secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chickens roaming the land, and a never-ending supply of diamond armor just waiting to be claimed. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been spotted hanging out in our Nether realm, just waiting for a brave soul to come and take it down.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start bragging about your Minecraft mastery like never before. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends in our crazy world of blocks and mobs.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Acts of Kindness

Acts, acts of service, Altruism, being there for others, blocky, charitable deeds, community service, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, giving back, helping others, Humanitarian efforts, Kindness, Making A Difference, philanthropy, putting others first, random acts of kindness, self-sacrifice, selfless, spreading love, Volunteer work

Join our Minecraft server and prove your selflessness by rescuing virtual villagers from zombie attacks! Show off your heroic side as you defend the innocent NPCs from hordes of brain-eating mobs. Who needs real-life altruism when you can be a virtual hero in our server? Join now and start your quest to become the ultimate savior of pixelated villagers!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BuryatKoreans Minecraft Server

Alliance, Army, Asia, border, Buryat battalion, BuryatKoreans, Conflict, Defense, desertion, eastern europe, foreign fighters, international relations, Military, Minecraft, North Koreans, Political, POSITIONS, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, Tensions

LOL join dis server cuz we got a BURYAT BATTALION full of NORTH KOREANS! 18 soldiers already ran away from their positions cuz they couldn’t handle the epicness of our server! Come join the chaos and see what crazy adventures await you! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a North Korean soldier! Just watch out for any sneaky Russians trying to mess with our crew. Let’s goooooo!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CreeperNation – No Chants Allowed!

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So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	244	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Poly Craft: They Them Confusion

acceptance, Communication, Confusing, confusion, Conversation, Craft, Diversity, ENM, Gender Identity, gender neutral, Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, non monogamous, non-binary, Poly, polyamorous, Pronouns, relationships, Respect, they/them pronouns, Understanding

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode with joy? well, u have come to the right place, my friend! this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness.

u know how they/them pronouns can be confusing sometimes? well, on this server, we embrace the confusion and make it our superpower. we have created a whole new language where every word is a different pronoun. it’s like trying to speak alien while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a pit of lava.

also, did i mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? they are like the Elon Musk of the ocean, but with more fins and less flamethrowers.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide u through the mystical land of pixelated wonder. they will show u where to find the best loot, the coolest builds, and the dankest memes.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but who cares? llamas are cool.”

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ketamine Safe Zone

antidepressant, clinical trial, depression patients, evidence-based practice, ketamine, Large-scale study, lower risk, mental health, mental illness, mood disorder, mood stabilization, pharmacological intervention, psychiatric care, psychiatric medication, psychological well-being, research findings, Safe, suicidal ideation, Suicide prevention, Therapy, Treatment, Zone

do u like minecraft? do u also like not feeling like u wanna jump off a cliff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we give out free ketamine to all our players! that’s right, ketamine! studies show it can lower ur risk of wanting to do the big sad! so come on down and build ur dream house while feeling like ur floating on a cloud of happiness! join now and say goodbye to those dark thoughts, and hello to a brighter, ketamine-filled future!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4