AstroGloveCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

KuntCraft: Where every block tells a story…or just makes you question your life choices

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your Minecraft kunt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you LOL so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Chaos: ‘NO REFUNDS’ – Where your pixelated dreams go to die!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through caves filled with diamonds and creepers. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Animals Bred:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	861
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Towns Built:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4903	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

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Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Villages Defended:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3614	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MOOville Snapcraft

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8248
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

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Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

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Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Burger Delivery

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Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Divine Spears Created:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22