AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	114
Dragons Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Endless Night Skies:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Votes:	159	Dragon Eggs Found:	1274
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8596	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6947	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Items Found:	4679
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Meteorites Collected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem

billionaire, controversy, disruptive, economic impact, electric vehicles, elon musk, elon musk news, Elons, entrepreneur, environmental sustainability, EuroCraft, european invasion, Global influence, innovation, international relations, MAYHEM, political tensions, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world leaders

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ores Mined:	5539	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mines Excavated:	3574

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

Mouse Brain Merge Server

autism, Brain, discovery, hearing center, interpret, MERGE, Mouse, mouse brain, neurological conditions, pup retrieval, researchers, Server, Signals, smell, social behaviors, social cues, Sound, Understanding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Towns Built:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

so u know how like, mice are all about that smell and sound, right? well, turns out their lil brains are like, mixxing it all up in there. and guess what? that can affect how they interact with each other, like when they go and get their pups and stuff.

so imagine if ur brain was like that too, but in a cool way. like, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly ur hearing and smell senses are all mixed up, but in a good way. u can hear blocks being placed from miles away and smell diamonds underground. it’s like a superpower, but for minecraft!

plus, we have the craziest stories on this server. like, one time a player found a secret cave filled with talking pigs who were actually aliens in disguise. and another time, a group of players banded together to build a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where your senses will be all mixed up and the adventures are endless. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4442	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Emeralds Found:	8520
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

SITE-19 Roleplay Server Overview

Description	“SITE-19” is a newly released Minecraft RP server where players can portray various members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest. The server features a 3.5km² underground facility and a large surface area for immersive gameplay. Everything is hosted on a lag-free vanilla server paid for by the owner.
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft RP server
Events	Various events hosted regularly, including a planned longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and unique tasks
Contact	Join the Discord server for more information: Discord Link

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is SITE-19 Roleplay Server?	SITE-19 is a Minecraft RP server where players can roleplay as members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest.
What sets SITE-19 apart from other servers?	SITE-19 offers a large underground facility, surface area, and regular events for an immersive gameplay experience.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, the server is hosted on a paid vanilla server to ensure a lag-free experience for players.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to join and get started.

Lost Pup Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal nutrition, animal rights, animal welfare, dog care, feeding schedule, Lost, pet behavior, pet health, pet neglect, pet neglect awareness, pet neglect consequences, pet neglect intervention, pet neglect prevention, pet owner responsibility, pet starvation, pet wellness, pup, starvation, veterinary care

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about feeding your virtual pets because they don’t need food to survive!

You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the crazy world we have created for you.

Plus, if you get bored, you can always challenge other players to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s see how long it takes for your dog to starve to death in the game!

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

#partycraft, 35m, bachelor party, Bally’s, best man, BLACKJACK, Coronas, Drama, Drinking, Enjoy, Flight, Friends, groom, Harveys, Kids, Minecraft, Pregnant, Resources, Server, solidarity, Tahoe, vacation time, Wedding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring bachelor parties where you can’t even have a drink? Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate bachelor party experience! We promise no pregnant fiancées or best men trying to ruin your fun. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with your bros. Build a virtual casino, drink as many virtual coronas as you want, and never worry about being called an asshole for wanting to have a good time. Plus, no need to borrow future vacation time or spend a fortune on flights – just log on and let loose! So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual bachelor party begin!

DadSeatDramaCraft

advance booking, aisle seat, Approval, Behavior, Boy, comfort, Conversation, DadSeatDramaCraft, Father, Investment, plane, Polite, Preference, reasons, refusing, Seat, Shaming, Swap, Watching, Wife, window seat

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	1495	Villages Defended:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value window seats more than anything else! Join us for epic adventures and crazy encounters, just like the time a 7-year-old boy tried to steal someone’s window seat on a plane.

Imagine the chaos of trying to negotiate a seat swap with a grumpy passenger who only cares about that sweet window view. Will you be the hero who saves the day by offering to swap seats, or will you stand your ground and defend your right to the window seat at all costs?

Join us on this server for a one-of-a-kind experience where the only rule is: window seats are life. Who needs diamonds when you can have a prime spot to watch the world go by from the comfort of your Minecraft plane seat? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and claim your window seat before someone else tries to snatch it away!

NoAlcohol4Me Minecraft SMP

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, cultural beliefs, Decision making, Drinking, family history, health, Lifestyle, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, Moderation, NoAlcohol4Me, peer pressure, personal choice, religious beliefs, self-control, smp, Sobriety, social norms, substance abuse, wellness

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the wall crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server I found that’s like, the most epic place ever. Like, they have this whole storyline where the admins are actually aliens from another planet and they’re trying to take over the world through Minecraft. And get this, if you join the server, you get to be part of the resistance and fight against the alien overlords. How insane is that?

But wait, it gets even better. The server has this whole underground city that’s run by a group of sentient chickens who have formed their own government. And they’re always throwing these wild parties with music and dancing and unlimited chicken nuggets. It’s like a chicken paradise, man.

Oh, and did I mention that the server has a secret hidden dungeon where you can find legendary loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons? And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of that, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Let’s goooooo! 🐔🚀🧀

Players:	99/800	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4