AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.

BlockyTrendz: SocietyCraft

alarming patterns, BlockyTrendz, cultural shifts, emerging issues, noticing trends, Social Issues, societal changes, societal concerns, societal developments, societal issues, societal observations, societal patterns, societal shifts., societal trends, societal worries, society, SocietyCraft, troubling developments, worrisome trend

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner chaos reign supreme? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is not only encouraged, but mandatory. Worried about griefers ruining your hard work? Don’t worry, our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will karate chop any troublemakers into oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that can only be found by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

60-day ceasefire, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah threats, international relations, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Action, Minecraft, Naim Qassem, patience, peace negotiations, political leader, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Crops Grown:	9439	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!

OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?

BlockyLovePenisCraft

activism, Arrests, BlockyLovePenisCraft, Censorship, China, crackdown, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gay erotica, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, Legal System, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Literature, Oppression, resistance, social justice, Writing

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even China be tryna shut it down! 10 peeps got arrested for writing gay erotica on dis server, like wut?! 😂 But don’t worry, we still out here building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for a wild ride and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪🔥 #FreeTheGayEroticaWriters #MinecraftMadness

Shileo12

BUILD, Claim, Community, Craft, Discord, Friends, invite, Items, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plot, Sell, Server, Shileo12, smp, strangers, SURVIVE, TOWN, Trade, Waste, world

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Join our discord server and mine into a unique new world where you can craft and survive with your friends! We wish to enhance your joy of Minecraft multiplayer and create a space where you can play with strangers who you can call friends.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join this new Minecraft community?	Yes, you can join our discord server to be a part of our community.
What kind of world can I expect?	You can expect a fantastical world where you can build, craft, and survive with your friends.
Can I build my own town in this world?	Absolutely! You can claim a plot of land and build your own town, inviting others to create a community with you.
Is trading with other towns permitted?	Yes, you can trade and sell with other towns to grow your own town while making sure nothing goes to waste.
What about losing items?	Don’t worry, we have taken care of that to ensure you won’t lose your items.

Eternal Realms 1.20

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Ancient, Anime, classic, ETERNAL, FANTASY, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Nostalgia, Old, other world, Parallel World, portal fantasy, Realms, Reincarnation, Retro, time travel, Traditional, vintage

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Yo, bro, imagine this Minecraft server like an isekai world but with a twist! You won’t just be transported to a new world, you’ll be transported to a Minecraft world where everything is old school cool!

Join this server if you wanna experience the nostalgia of the good old days of Minecraft. We’re talking about those classic blocks, mobs, and landscapes that will make you feel like you’re back in 2011.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to relive the past, but you’ll also get to experience the chaos of a world where everything is old but still fresh and exciting. It’s like a time warp of epic proportions!

So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey through time and space in the most hilarious and mind-bending way possible, then this Minecraft server is the place for you. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly bizarre and awesome!

BabyBros Minecraft Server

BabyBros, child-free lifestyle, childcare expectations, college student, college years, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, free childcare, generational roles, Minecraft, mommy duties, nephew care, Parentification, parenting responsibilities, personal boundaries, Resentment, Selfishness, Server, sibling care, sibling relationships, village support, winter break

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of being a free babysitter for your sister’s baby daddy drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities! No more parentifying yourself for others, just build, mine, and have a blast with our crazy community.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into watching someone else’s kid while you’re on winter break. Instead, you can enjoy sleeping in way too late and being lazy without any judgment. Plus, we have free childcare services in-game, so you can trust that your virtual children will be taken care of while you explore the blocky world.

Don’t let your sister weaponize your nephew against you – join our server and surround yourself with like-minded players who understand the struggle of being expected to play mommy when you’re just trying to enjoy your child-free, college years. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

NoBullyZoneMC

adult intervention, Apology, bully, bullying impact, childhood memories, childhood trauma, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional scars, family dynamics, forgiveness, grudge, Healing Process, long-term effects, NoBullyZoneMC, past trauma, personal growth, reconciliation, self reflection, Therapy, unresolved issues

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Secret Passages Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of holding onto grudges from your childhood? Do you want to let go of all that pent-up anger and resentment? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your rage in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Take out your frustrations on pixelated blocks instead of real-life people!

Imagine creating a giant statue of your childhood bully and then blowing it up with TNT. Or building a castle to protect yourself from all the bullies in the world. The possibilities are endless!

So come on, join us and let go of all that old baggage. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some therapeutic healing in the process. And hey, if you ever need to vent, our virtual therapists are always available for a chat.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to turn your pain into power. Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to healing and happiness!

KidLogicMinecraftSMP

bizarre childhood, bizarre habits, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, curious behaviors, eccentric behaviors, KidLogicMinecraftSMP, odd childhood, odd quirks, peculiar childhood, peculiar habits, peculiar memories, quirky childhood, quirky habits, strange childhood, strange habits, unique childhood, unusual behavior, unusual childhood, weird childhood

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3747
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

OMG guys, like you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest shenanigans going on! Like, one time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato because we thought it would bring us good luck in the game. And guess what? It actually worked! We found, like, a million diamonds the next day. It was totally epic.

But that’s not even the best part. We also have this secret underground club where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties. It’s, like, the most ridiculous thing ever, but it’s so much fun. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of llamas racing each other around a track.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s all about having a good time and doing the most random things you can think of, then you definitely need to join us. Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat. I mean, how could you resist that? Join now and let the craziness begin! 🐷🥔🐔🦙 #PotatoLuck #ChickenDanceParty #LlamaRaces

70sBuckBlockParty

1970s, 70sBuckBlockParty, Adventure, Cash, Decision making, Exploration, Financial Security, INDEPENDENCE, Lost, MONEY, new beginnings, Nostalgia, Resourcefulness, Retro, self reliance, starting over, stranded, Survival, time travel, uncertainty, young adult

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the wild and wacky adventures of waking up in 1970 with no idea who you are or where you came from! But don’t worry, you’ve got a suitcase filled with 20,000 dollars to help you navigate this crazy time period.

Join our server and embark on a quest to build the ultimate 1970s disco palace, complete with lava lamp decorations and funky dance floors. But beware, the creepers in bell-bottoms are always lurking around the corner!

Form alliances with other players to create your own groovy commune, where you can trade goods and services like lava lamps and platform shoes. Or, if you’re feeling adventurous, strike out on your own and become a lone wolf, surviving off the land and dodging lava flows.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate time-traveling adventure in Minecraft! Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a pixelated world full of polyester and peace signs waiting for you?

CraftyArgPoverty36.8%

argentina, CraftyArgPoverty36.8, data analysis, economic development, Economy, expert reports, Government, Latin America, poverty alleviation, poverty levels, poverty rate, poverty rate decline, poverty rate decrease, poverty rate improvement, poverty rate news, poverty rate update, poverty reduction, poverty statistics, Social Issues, south america, statistics

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	8098	Dragon Eggs Found:	687
Alien Abductions:	5	Farms Harvested:	945
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the poverty rate has fallen to 36.8% just by playing!

we have magical blocks that turn into diamonds when you mine them, and pigs that fly around dropping golden apples.

our community is filled with unicorns and dragons that help you build the most epic castles and villages you’ve ever seen.

join now and watch as your in-game riches grow faster than the poverty rate in Argentina!

Galactic Conveyor Belt

atoms, atoms circling, atoms cosmic, atoms galaxy, atoms journey, belt, carbon, circuitous journey, circumgalactic medium, conveyer belt, conveyor, Cosmic, cosmic conveyer belt, currents, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy origin, giant currents, intergalactic, intergalactic space, Origin, scientists, Space

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3729	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where your carbon atoms will take a wild journey through the galaxy and come back on a cosmic conveyer belt! our server is so lit, even scientists are studying it! imagine your atoms circling their galaxy of origin on giant currents, like a rollercoaster ride through space! intergalactic space has never been more fun! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you question the fabric of reality itself!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, Account.., description, Minecraft, OWNER, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

su.vanilla-box.ru

Game of Thrones MC

26 hours old, available.., Communication, Community, creations, Discord, Experience, Fresh Wipe, Fun, Game, game of thrones, Immersive, Kingdoms, Medieval, Mod Pack, Mods, Play, Ready, Server, server ip, smp, Thrones

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
FRESH WIPE 26 HOURS OLD – Looking for a fun modded server? Well Game of thrones/ medieval smp well my server is the one for you we have plenty of mods that allow you too create your own kingdoms and have immersive fun experiences with other members, currently we have over 15 in our community today! The mod pack is ready and available to play, the server is up. Enjoy!

Useful Links

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is a fresh wipe and is only 26 hours old.
How many mods are available on the server?	There are plenty of mods that allow you to create your own kingdoms and have immersive fun experiences with other members.
How many members are currently in the community?	There are over 15 members in our community today.
Is the mod pack ready to play?	Yes, the mod pack is ready and available to play on the server.
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server by clicking on the provided link above.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 88.211.212.7:25565.

Mystic Tales Craft 1.21.4

#dick pic, 1.21.4, 2 truths and a lie, Blowjob, controversial, Craft, Deception, EMBARRASSING, EXPOSED, gossip, internet, Male, mystic, Nick, Rumors, scandal, scandalous behavior, Secrets, sexual encounters, Shocking.., tabloid fodder, Tales, tennis players, Truth or Dare

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	173582
Farms Harvested:	308	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s crazier than Nick claiming he’s slept with 50 tennis players (like, what even?) and his dick pic being all over the internet (yikes)! But the real kicker is that Nick supposedly got a blowjob from a dude! I know, right? So, if you want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Nick’s love life, then this is the place for you! Join now and brace yourself for the unexpected!

Players:	98/500	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ores Mined:	5098	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82