AssassinCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	3867
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	140
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	5642
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1956	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchantments Applied:	242
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dimension Hops:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Items Found:	5101
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crops Grown:	6184
Animals Bred:	151	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ores Mined:	7327	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Potions Brewed:	144
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

DaddyDaycareCraft

Accountability, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DaddyDaycareCraft, discipline, exaggeration, family, Frustration, Honesty, lying.., parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of dealing with habitual liars in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no lying stepdaughters causing chaos.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone smearing dish soap all over the bathroom. Explore vast landscapes without the fear of getting lost for 6 hours like searching for a missing stepdaughter.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where appendicitis scares and exaggerated stomach pains are a thing of the past. Let your creativity run wild without the stress of dealing with family drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the madness of everyday life. You deserve a break from the craziness, and we’ve got the perfect virtual escape for you!

BeatBlock Minecraft SMP

amazon music, apple music, audio quality, BeatBlock, curated content, Deezer, Google Play Music, Minecraft, music discovery, music library, music platform, music recommendations, offline listening, PANDORA, personalized playlists, smp, soundcloud, spotify, streaming, subscription services, Tidal, user interface, youtube music

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ores Mined:	3592	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, imagine this, you log on and you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, like what even bro, it’s wild. And then you see this massive castle made entirely out of diamonds, like who even has that many diamonds, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. There’s this secret underground lair where all the players go to have epic dance parties, like we’re talking disco balls, lava pits, the whole shebang. And the best part? The DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, like how cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the flying llamas? Yeah, that’s right, you can ride a llama through the sky while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

BlockbusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, cinema favorites, essential movies, favorite movies, film must-sees., film recommendations, movie bucket list, movie list, movie must haves, movie suggestions, must see cinema, must see classics, must see films, must see flicks, must see list, must see movies, must watch cinema, must watch films, must watch list, must-watch movies, top movies

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crops Grown:	2825	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old movie nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience movie magic like never before! Our server is equipped with a state-of-the-art movie theater where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky, pixelated glory. But here’s the twist – all the movies are acted out by our resident group of chickens! That’s right, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken version of Titanic or The Avengers. So grab some popcorn (or seeds for the chickens) and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

FarRightCraft: Musk’s Election Mischief

+x, angst, controversial, Democracy, election, election meddling, elon musk, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft, foreign interference, German far-right leader, germany, Government, host, influence, Manipulation, Mischief, Musk, Musks, Politics, Propaganda, social media, Technology

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

so like, u know how elon musk is like, all cool and stuff with his teslas and rockets? well guess what, he’s gonna host this german far-right leader on our server, like what even? it’s gonna be so wild, like election meddling in minecraft, who woulda thought? join us for the chaos and drama, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of elon musk riding a rocket, it’s epic. come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Players:	106/200	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Emeralds Found:	9375
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8