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Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	81	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	968574	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Farms Harvested:	710
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	210
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Star Shards Collected:	68
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	1405
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	2254
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	248
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14