Aquistix | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mines Excavated:	3797

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magic Items Found:	2022

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Items Found:	6987	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	65
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Divine Spears Created:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5