Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for your anxiety! Join our server and let the soothing sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing calm your nerves. Need a break from the stress of building your dream castle? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (just kidding, it’s actually water). And if all else fails, just punch a tree and let out all your frustrations. So come join us on our server and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Villages Defended: 12
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Animals Bred: 192
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Marburg Server

    Crafty Marburg Server

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions – one minute you’re peacefully building a house, and the next minute you’re fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Marburg virus, adding an extra layer of danger and excitement. Will you be able to survive the virus outbreak and emerge victorious? Or will you become just another statistic in the world of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just remember, one wrong move and you could be facing a big f***ing problem. Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • The Curling World Championship of our Minecraft SMP Dreams

    The Curling World Championship of our Minecraft SMP Dreams
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Curling World Championship of your dreams!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of professional curling experts who will guide you through the icy world of Minecraft. We have custom-made curling arenas where you can challenge your friends to intense matches of virtual curling. And don’t worry, we’ve even trained our polar bears to act as the official referees!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest Minecraft items. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted lurking around, searching for the legendary Diamond Curling Stone that grants its wielder ultimate power.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate curling champion in the Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Mines Excavated: 4512
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NephewTrollBegone

    NephewTrollBegone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

    Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

    With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Mines Excavated: 1086
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP

    TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to time travel for 10 minutes every time you eat a golden carrot! Imagine the possibilities – you could go back to when diamonds were first discovered and steal them all for yourself, or travel to the future and see if creepers have taken over the world. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and start your crazy time-traveling adventures today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NoConseqRuleBreaker

    NoConseqRuleBreaker
    Are you tired of following boring rules in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is: there are no rules! That’s right, you can do whatever you want without any consequences. Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Knock yourself out! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds. So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • KurskCraft Minecraft Server

    KurskCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and you’re instantly transported to a world where you gotta survive against crazy mobs and build the sickest bases ever. But here’s the twist – there’s a rumor going around that if you join this server, you’ll uncover the truth behind the alleged killing of 9 POWs by Russians in Kursk Oblast. Like, what even is that? Are there secret dungeons filled with clues or something? Who knows, man. All we know is that if you wanna solve this mystery and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s a chance you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds or enchanted gear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate detective-adventurer in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • StarshipSkyHigh

    StarshipSkyHigh
    yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, dis server is like spacex but for minecraft. we catch giant starship boosters like it’s nuthin’ in our fifth flight test. join us and be part of the craziest space adventure in minecraft history. build ur own rocket ship, explore alien planets, and maybe even meet some extraterrestrial mobs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis intergalactic fun. sign up now and let’s blast off together! 🚀🌌

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mines Excavated: 2379
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Blockia Minecraft

    Blockia Minecraft

    Blockia is a new survival server in minecraft. You can count on several daily events on our server, as well as a great community.

    New game modes like creative will be introduced in the future. The unique system of survival seasons will also be introduced on our server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Crops Grown: 1968 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

    Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Overview
    Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
    Vote for resets on Discord.
    No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

    Rules: – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. – No cheating or hacking.

    Join Now: – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any plugins on the server? No, the server is Hardcore Vanilla Survival.
    Can I use cheats or hacks? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
    Is griefing or stealing allowed? Yes, PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    How can I vote for server resets? You can vote for resets on our Discord server.
    Is there a land claim system available? No, there is no land claim system on this server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5150 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a virtual circus, with surprises around every corner. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Armor Gang, a group of elite players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic memes. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously silly antics along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • $100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP

    $100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of normies ruining the crypto game? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds! We don’t mess around with boring old Bitcoin, we’re all about that blocky bling.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of normies try to crash the server with their outdated crypto talk. But fear not, our community is filled with seasoned players who know how to handle those normie noobs. We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple. It’s a crypto-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re not about that normie life. We’re all about the diamonds, the emeralds, and the epic adventures that come with them. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join us and find out!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP

    MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP
    Imagine a Minecraft SMP where every player is required to watch their favorite movie on repeat while playing. Why, you ask? Because the server owner is convinced that the key to unlocking hidden Minecraft secrets lies within the dialogue of your favorite films. Join us on this wacky adventure as we quote movie lines while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe reciting “I’ll be back” from Terminator will give you super strength in-game. So grab your popcorn and pick your favorite flick, it’s time to dive into a world where movie magic meets Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 4232
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyAdvice: Mine Your Way to Wisdom

    CraftyAdvice: Mine Your Way to Wisdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts raining pork chops on you. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons come together to dance the night away. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies? Only on our server, of course!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!

    HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!
    yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Half Year Kids Land

    Half Year Kids Land
    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, trust me, it’s lit af. why, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a creeper who could do the macarena better than anyone else in the land. he would bust out his sick dance moves every time someone logged on to the server. it was wild, man.

    but that’s not all, oh no. there’s also a secret underground lair where all the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the evil sheep dictator. u gotta help them out, man. they need u.

    oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. it’s a once in a lifetime experience, dude.

    so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, if u bring a friend, u get a free diamond sword. how cool is that?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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