so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 20 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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