so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 395
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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