so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
Magical Moments Shared: 20 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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