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DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dimension Hops:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchantments Applied:	289

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	New Chunks Explored:	156692
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Star Shards Collected:	223

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Falling into the Void:	2	Votes:	2018
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8221	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6739	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	4710	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8505	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Void Armor Forged:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem

billionaire, controversy, disruptive, economic impact, electric vehicles, elon musk, elon musk news, Elons, entrepreneur, environmental sustainability, EuroCraft, european invasion, Global influence, innovation, international relations, MAYHEM, political tensions, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world leaders

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Ores Mined:	2370
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

Mouse Brain Merge Server

autism, Brain, discovery, hearing center, interpret, MERGE, Mouse, mouse brain, neurological conditions, pup retrieval, researchers, Server, Signals, smell, social behaviors, social cues, Sound, Understanding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

so u know how like, mice are all about that smell and sound, right? well, turns out their lil brains are like, mixxing it all up in there. and guess what? that can affect how they interact with each other, like when they go and get their pups and stuff.

so imagine if ur brain was like that too, but in a cool way. like, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly ur hearing and smell senses are all mixed up, but in a good way. u can hear blocks being placed from miles away and smell diamonds underground. it’s like a superpower, but for minecraft!

plus, we have the craziest stories on this server. like, one time a player found a secret cave filled with talking pigs who were actually aliens in disguise. and another time, a group of players banded together to build a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where your senses will be all mixed up and the adventures are endless. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover!

Players:	108/400	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5