Alex Jones’ MineCraft Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dimension Hops:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	625404	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mines Excavated:	3181
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	17	New Chunks Explored:	392434
Crops Grown:	3200	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Potions Brewed:	153	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5264
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Astral Projections Made:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7152
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5909
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	36

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Crops Grown:	5049
Buildings Constructed:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Animals Bred:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Items Found:	4774
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Emeralds Found:	5103
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	96/500	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75