AlbanianCraft: Where Europoors learn to love Albanians and build epic worlds together!

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

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Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Booty Bouncers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	292
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ores Mined:	6058

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

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Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

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Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	124
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!

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Are you tired of being caught red-handed by your girlfriend while watching porn? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and learn how to cum multiple times without her suspecting a thing! Our virtual world is filled with secret techniques and strategies to keep your porn addiction under wraps. Plus, you can build a fortress to hide all your dirty little secrets. Don’t give up on your guilty pleasure, join us now and become a master of deception!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	607165	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crops Grown:	3338

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SuomiCraft: Where Finland in the summer is Heaven and creepers wear sunglasses

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Finland in the summer – absolute heaven! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, even the creepers wear sunscreen to protect their delicate skin from the sun’s rays.

2. The pigs on our server have been trained to do synchronized swimming in the rivers and lakes. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. Talk about multitasking!

4. The villagers on our server throw the most epic beach parties every weekend. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.

5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself vacations on our server because even he can’t resist the allure of our paradise-like world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft version of Finland in the summer. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3722	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

WarCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Make Modern Wars Look Boring AF

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Tired of the same old boring wars with tanks and guns? Well, come join our Minecraft server where wars are fought with diamond swords and explosive creepers! Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon circus, where players can watch as this majestic beast performs death-defying stunts and tricks. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! Rumor has it that these magical creatures can grant wishes to those who are lucky enough to find them.

So why waste your time with boring modern wars when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Rize vs. She: Minecraft Showdown

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns! Picture this: a fierce battle between a fearless warrior named Rize and a mysterious challenger. Will she stand a chance against Rize in a fight? Join our server to find out and witness the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who drop enchanted loot when defeated. So if you’re brave enough to face the unknown and test your skills against the best of the best, then join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Divine Spears Created:	20
Towns Built:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Creeper Queens: Where even cisboys can’t compete!

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Are you tired of being a basic cisboy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can’t compete with the level of craziness we have in store for you! Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron wing. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the realm with your clucking comrades by your side.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many players can survive in a world made entirely of cheese? That’s right, every block you mine will be deliciously cheesy and oh so gooey.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your cisboy status at the door and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. You won’t regret it, unless you’re lactose intolerant.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4630	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

UmmahCraft: Where Minecraft meets the power of the Ummah! Join us for epic adventures!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the power of the Ummah reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power of unlimited bacon! Yes, you heard that right. Bacon diamonds. Need I say more?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, clucking orders to all who dare challenge him. Join us and you might just have the chance to ride into battle on a giant chicken too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that only the power of the Ummah can provide. See you in the game, and may the bacon diamonds be ever in your favor! 🥓💎🐔🤣

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Farms Harvested:	290
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1