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Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Emeralds Found:	704
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Emeralds Found:	6609
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	New Chunks Explored:	739742

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Animals Bred:	28

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7351	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ores Mined:	9083	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ores Mined:	2867	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ores Mined:	2969	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9996
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3062	Wilderness Tamed:	14