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Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

ARMIS Schedule, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Eepy Thread, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Lazy Anons, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, Stars, TEMPUS Schedule

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Potions Brewed:	84	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

/WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

Adventure, app store, Daphne, Drecom, dungeon crawler, Exploration, FANTASY, general, Google Play Store, japanese, Magic, Minecraft, mobile game, Monsters, Quests, role playing, RPG, smp, strategy, turn based, variants, Wizardry, Wizardry Variants, WVD

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

beauty standards, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, glowup, goals, Insecurities, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelPerfect, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, self-perception, smp, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ores Mined:	9301

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyCreeper69

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Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9896	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border security, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

#sustainability, BIOMASS, capacity, clean energy, climate change, energy generation, energy production, Energy Sector, Energy Transition, green energy, HYDRO, India, India200GW, milestone, power, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable sources, RenewableCraft, renewables, Solar, WIND

come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Potions Brewed:	38	Star Shards Collected:	290
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Villages Defended:	9	Love Letters Sent:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	24	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9450
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Farms Harvested:	513

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3