Advanced Survival SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	296
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Reality Warps Survived:	2

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9825	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ores Mined:	5457

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4022	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4229	Love Letters Sent:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magic Items Found:	5791	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Crops Grown:	6992	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	163
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magic Items Found:	4416
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8393
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

Players:	97/200	Votes:	9874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Items Found:	6545
Dragons Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1