Admiring Abe – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Emeralds Found:	6271	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CrazyCraftin SMP

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Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Farms Harvested:	506
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ores Mined:	4454	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlocktopiaCraft

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

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so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3271	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

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Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8311

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

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We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1080	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ScarCraftStory

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Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

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yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Potions Brewed:	130
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Void Armor Forged:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9