So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
Magic Items Found: 1044 Mineshafts Explored: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Server
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  • SYSarchy

    SYSarchy

    Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Magic Items Found: 1605
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 New Chunks Explored: 99806
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

    Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

    Welcome to Veil SMP!

    Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

    Server Details:

    Version 1.21.1, Java Edition Only
    Server IP veilsmp.us.to
    Discord https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

    What Makes Us Stand Out?

    • 📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
    • 🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • ⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
    • 👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
    • 🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
    • 💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
    • 🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
    • 🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

    Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition? Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
    Are there any age restrictions to join? We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
    Is there a whitelist for the server? No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
    How can I get involved in the community events? Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Age 28 Minecraft Server

    Age 28 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Farms Harvested: 678

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

    DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

    Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

    So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

    UndieCraft: Sibling Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 19 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 56809 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FavFactzMC SMP

    FavFactzMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Dimension Hops: 12
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCreeperCringe

    CraftyCreeperCringe
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 32

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

    CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters
    So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Java Jolt Kids Craft

    Java Jolt Kids Craft
    so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PeyyMC

    PeyyMC

    A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

    We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Emeralds Found: 5494
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 215 Runes Activated: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

    ✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

    ✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

    ✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

    ✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

    ✅ Competitions for server tops.

    ✅ Battle and Season Pass.

    ✅ Exclusive plugins.

    ✅ High-quality assembly.

    ✅ Mystical chests.

    ✅ Frequent events.

    ✅ Unique enchantment books.

    ✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

    ✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

    ✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

    ✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Zombie Dances: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    GreenCraft SMP Overview

    Features
    🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
    🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
    🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
    ⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
    🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
    😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
    🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

    Join GreenCraft SMP today

    Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player? Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
    How often are events hosted on the server? Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
    Are there restrictions on land claims within nations? You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
    Can I join the minigames with my friends? Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
    How can I provide feedback to the community? You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Crystal Wands Charged: 16

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

    Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

    So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
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