So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

    GreenCraft SMP Overview

    Features
    🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
    🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
    🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
    ⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
    🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
    😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
    🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

    Join GreenCraft SMP today

    Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player? Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
    How often are events hosted on the server? Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
    Are there restrictions on land claims within nations? You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
    Can I join the minigames with my friends? Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
    How can I provide feedback to the community? You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

    Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

    So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • FilmFreakMC SMP

    FilmFreakMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

    Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

    But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Ores Mined: 1230 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Crops Grown: 8492
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 74 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Zombie Dances: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Enchantments Applied: 79
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Dimension Hops: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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