So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Mines Excavated: 3502 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • AxMC

    AxMC

    Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

    Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 231
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Mines Excavated: 2346
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

    Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

    Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

    So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

    Why   did   the   Japanese   do   this?   Minecraft   SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

    FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

    Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • OopsCraft

    OopsCraft
    Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

    Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Villages Defended: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ZooCraft Minecraft Server

    ZooCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • HezDroneBlasters

    HezDroneBlasters
    so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Crops Grown: 6258

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Ignite Survival

    Ignite Survival

    {Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 3191
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pristine Network

    Pristine Network

    Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

    Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

    Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

    IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

    Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

    Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

    But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CousinCraft WeddingGate

    CousinCraft WeddingGate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

    Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

    Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Towns Built: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

    PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

    Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

    So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Magic Items Found: 5725
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MineGirrlRealityCheck

    MineGirrlRealityCheck
    Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Divine Scrolls Written: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

    Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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