So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Emeralds Found: 4762 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

    KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mines Excavated: 2701
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Crops Grown: 6235 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 36

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Savage Minecraft Server

    Savage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

    So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Mines Excavated: 2410
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

    Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9277 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SwipeCraft: No Regrets

    SwipeCraft: No Regrets
    Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

    We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

    Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • DreamCraft SMP

    DreamCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Potions Brewed: 200 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • TraitCraft

    TraitCraft
    Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

    Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

    Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Crops Grown: 4534

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Hate-Free Zone Server

    Hate-Free Zone Server
    LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

    our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

    we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

    so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

    Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms
    Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

    Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Ds99eu Network

    Ds99eu Network

    Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Jay Nepal

    Jay Nepal

    Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

    Cosmetics – Customize your look with unique flair Player Tags – Stand out and express yourself Parkour – Challenge your agility and skills WorldEdit – Build faster and easier Ranks & Coins Economy – Unlock rewards and progress

    Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

    Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Magic Items Found: 4883
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

    Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

    On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

    Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Void Gems Collected: 38

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

    Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyFails

    CraftyFails
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Animals Bred: 111 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Endless Legions Commanded: 35

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Craftbox

    Craftbox

    Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Farms Harvested: 772
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MineSwift

    MineSwift

    Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

    Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

    Features:

    Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Dimension Hops: 15 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 950575

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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