yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat rap like eminem. we also got a secret underground disco party where all da mobs get down and boogie.

if u join our server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil chicken army led by a giant chicken named cluckzilla.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava? it’s lit, literally. so come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a dancing creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
Players Killed by Monsters: 7656 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Villages Defended: 11
Meteorites Collected: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 28

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Zombie Dances: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 196

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 400
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 7040
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 212 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1592 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Zombie Dances: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Emeralds Found: 8124
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Villages Defended: 19 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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