yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat rap like eminem. we also got a secret underground disco party where all da mobs get down and boogie.

if u join our server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil chicken army led by a giant chicken named cluckzilla.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava? it’s lit, literally. so come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a dancing creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
Zombie Dances: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7720
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

    QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Magic Items Found: 5543
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MapleCraftMayhem

    MapleCraftMayhem
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Magic Items Found: 8667 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Crops Grown: 5902 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Magic Items Found: 6320
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3663 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 151 Ether Blades Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Emeralds Found: 4520
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Villages Defended: 15 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Animals Bred: 63

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Farms Harvested: 130
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3743 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 90
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 217 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 89

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Crops Grown: 9867
    Alien Abductions: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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