Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Animals Bred:	112
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Ores Mined:	3429	Zombie Dances:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9679	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Void Gems Collected:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Emeralds Found:	9788	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	91335	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mines Excavated:	4996	Buildings Constructed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8