Absolutely Chaotic Survival Madness Party v1.20.4

IP	straightup.minecraft.best
New Discord	https://discord.gg/UBTz9ruShH
Old Discord	https://discord.gg/6w7dCFf

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, there is no whitelist, anyone can join.
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules, it is an anarchy server.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there are no land claims allowed on this server.
Is there any map resets?	No, there are no map resets on this server.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, we have an official Discord server for the community.

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3657
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Star Shards Collected:	101
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7636	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8928	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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Absolutely Chaotic Survival Madness Party v1.20.4

Minecraft Server Overview:

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SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

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Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Rules:

Join Now:

FAQ:

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The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

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StepDadDanceNoChance

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LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

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CraftyWarZone

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Pixel Pot Parenthood

Updated September 30, 2024

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3