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imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r surrounded by brazilian women marching against a bill tightening abortion ban. but wait, they r not just any women, they r zombie brazilian women! u have to fight ur way through them to reach the end of the level and claim ur prize – a diamond sword that shoots out rainbows!

but that’s not all! u can also ride on the back of a giant chicken as u explore our server’s vast landscapes filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. and don’t forget to watch out for the lava-spewing llamas that roam the land!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on our server and let the craziness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Magic Items Found: 7266 New Chunks Explored: 129201
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Emeralds Found: 288
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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