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imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r surrounded by brazilian women marching against a bill tightening abortion ban. but wait, they r not just any women, they r zombie brazilian women! u have to fight ur way through them to reach the end of the level and claim ur prize – a diamond sword that shoots out rainbows!

but that’s not all! u can also ride on the back of a giant chicken as u explore our server’s vast landscapes filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. and don’t forget to watch out for the lava-spewing llamas that roam the land!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on our server and let the craziness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Mines Excavated: 4316
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Gods Slained: 1
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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