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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Magic Items Found: 7637
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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