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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Secret Passages Found: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 108 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

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