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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 30 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Gods Slained: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Enchantments Applied: 180 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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