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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested: 653 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Herobrine Sightings: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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