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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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