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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Wilderness Tamed: 13 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Dimension Hops: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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