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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 17 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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