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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Buildings Constructed: 25 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5084

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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