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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Treasure Maps Found: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Farms Harvested: 491
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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