Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found: 1437 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 20
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY