Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Love Letters Sent: 18
Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Animals Bred: 114
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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