6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Potions Brewed:	129
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	68
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

BIBLE, biblical interpretation, biblical teachings, Christianity, consent, controversial, controversial topics, Crafty, Ethics, Interpretation, Minecraft, morality, pro-pedophilia, pro-rape, Religion, religious beliefs, religious controversy, religious debate, religious text, sacred text, scripture, Server, sexual abuse, The Bible

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Ores Mined:	5312

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Zombie Dances:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!