| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?
So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?
Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!
Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)
Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.
IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.
Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.
But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.
Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!
But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.
And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.
But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.
So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8701 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!
Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2577 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!
Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.
So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
